However, not every Snapewife had this gift: some of them struggled to make Snape appear in their minds and homes. His bitterness towards James increased when Lily married James. The trademark billowing of his black robes had been the last image of the man Hermione Granger had been married to for the past six years. I BELIEVE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE AND THAT SEVERUS DOES VISIT THOSE HE CHOOSES TO!”. People took it completely seriously. And, yes, a lot of that is also because the actor who plays Bucky is attractive, but he’s really not objectively better looking than any other guy in the MCU. What a day of discovery that was. It was generally agreed upon in the Snapewife community that the Harry Potter books were all wrong—they didn’t portray Snape accurately, and they, in fact, were sacrilegious. Moderator of r/FanTheories. Thank you so much for reminding me after all these years. Though many Snapeists continued to worship and adore Severus Snape, this fallout between two of the most well-known Snapewives in the community resulted in a lot of infighting that pitted people against one another, which made them reluctant to continue interacting. The title and post were both glorious, if I recall. Also, OP, love your style of writing! You cannot be a Christian and a Snapeist any more than you can be a Catholic and a Protestant at the same time. With all of the big-name fans gone or fighting with each other, Snapeism kind of fell apart. Oh! Still others broke up with their boyfriends and fiancés in exchange for Snape’s love. A Quick Dip () Reader gives Severus a chance at relaxation and goes swimming in a secret area they discovered. May all the good forces and spirits bless our love eternally…. Swap Claude Frollo with Severus Snape, and that’s basically what you get. People forget that mythology is an ongoing process. I promise to obey you, no matter what. In 1982; although already married to Lily, Severus hosted a formal wedding reception … The Snapeists did not see Snape as a fictional character, but as an omniscient being who possessed J.K. Rowling so she could write Harry Potter—except something happened, and J.K. Rowling screwed up. Snapeism was still going strong, though—just not as strong as it used to be. This gave the Snapewives a justification to disregard the parts of canon they didn’t like or agree with, because, after all, J.K. Rowling is not Snape. While your last name had legally been changed to Snape, you were always referred to by your maiden name. Ch 1: NSFW Alphabet Ch 2: Being Married to Severus Snape Would Include Ch 3: Being Pregnant with Severus Snape’s Baby Would Include DRABBLES/IMAGINES... Ch 4: Severus Snape Being Snape-ish to His (Future) S/O Ch 5: Severus Snape's Reaction to His (Future) S/O Being Drunk Ch 6: Severus Snape's Reaction to the Dark Lord Wanting to Meet His S/O Ch 7: Imagine Falling Asleep in Severus Snape's … Severus became her only friend before Hogwarts, whom she continued to be friends with until Snape’s dark side consumed him. I do..as you know I share many of your 'flaws', which kept us alive and with our noses up all of these harsh years. James, in turn, resented Snape for his closeness to Lily. It was made better/worse because I kinda understood why it existed after learning about the fandom. You two are getting married" *Pen drops* "What the hell did you just say" Screamed one Ron Weasley "Our dear Severus and Harry are getting married" This might be the last one, because I have to let you go..for you, and for me. Snape joined Voldemort’s death eaters and told him about the prophecy that he eavesdropped but he heard only half prophecy as Aberforth caught him. Other wives said that Snape “likes his privacy” and publishing porn of him is disrespectful and fundamentally against the theology of Snapeism. Search “snapeism” in MDPI’s Religions journal.) So as a newly converted Neo-Snapeists (lets change that stupid name while we're reviving this anyway) Severian, I'm just going to pretend you didn't understand the spirit of the Snape and His promised glorious return to Fandom to give us more drama. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. See, a core aspect of Snapeism is that Snapeists are married to Severus Snape, all acting as his sister-wives. Brides of Christ Severus. To me, you are perfect the way you are. Don’t blame me, blame the women who think they’re married to Severus Snape the God in an alternate universe. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. See, a core aspect of Snapeism is that Snapeists are married to Severus Snape, all acting as his sister-wives. If you weren’t being visited by Snape, you didn’t obey him enough. I promise to look after you in sickness and in health. This is absolutely wild. By “fell in love with someone else,” I mean “stopped worshipping Snape so she could worship Jethro Gibbs from NCIS instead.” After all, this is a religion we’re talking about. That being said, despite all the controversy, some people really latched on to Severus Snape, probably because they thought he was “misunderstood.” Characters with ambiguous allegiances, tragic backstories, unrequited romances, and dark aesthetics are very, very beloved in fandom, regardless of whether they’re traditionally desirable. Snape is all and Snape is everything, and Snape can control your destiny. Unfortunately, that’s incorrect. Do YOU have the potential to marry the most amazing man in the world???? TL;DR: There was an actual religion centering on Severus Snape, who was portrayed as an eternal and divine being similar to the Christian God. I need my strength to fight for my kids.. No more asking, waiting and pleading, no more rituals..at all.. Many other Snapeists followed suit, and this resulted in a loud and tearful fan war, which eventually resulted in the Snape Critic packing up and leaving her astral plane husband, apologizing for daring to criticize him and claiming she’d realized she was no longer deserving of his eternal love. She likely began attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry around 1941. The real nail in the coffin didn’t come until later, when something terrible happened: one of the wives fell in love with someone else. I bet this whole mess would give you enough fuel for at least half a dozen papers! Snape the character is just a shadow of Snape the deity, who is omniscient, eternal, and impossible to kill. Being married to Severus Snape would include *Adult Severus Having an anniversary date with Severus Snape … Pinned Post . Snape created the world, and he can end it, too. It amuses me greatly that, in the end, Harry Potter has a more accurate portrayal of substitutionary atonement than Narnia. She w… Maybe some realized that the whole thing was insane and culty in the absence of big-name fans to guide them. I did a whole post about how Marvel fans are ridiculously dedicated to Bucky Barnes, and at least part of that is because of the whole Winter Soldier thing. If you went into a Ronmione forum or a Drarry forum, you’d see the same type of toxicity. In this office set Harry Potter, Severus Snape, The Weasley family, Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Or maybe, like the woman who had criticized Snape, they were experiencing astral-plane marital problems and decided to get an astral-plane divorce. New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast, The most interesting subreddit about things you're not interested in, Press J to jump to the feed. She was merely channelling his spirit. Anyway, you can clearly see how dead serious the Snapewives were about their faith and their fictional husband. This, predictably, caused problems when they engaged with other Harry Potter fans, who usually reacted to the claim that Snape is a real god who can stop death by asking the Snapewives to get mental help and/or therapy. The 'flaws' mentioned are not flaws as such, but merely fantasy made up by the writer, and for the other part just characteristics..the ones some claim to like, but in fact don't have a clue as to understanding why you are as you are.. "Always wanted to do one video about this touching story and the character. If you accept cookies from our site and you choose "Proceed", you will not be asked again during this session (that is, until you close your browser). Will his plan work or will they be pushed further apart than they were before? This post took me right back and I love it. Fanfiction Romance Severus Snape Love Harry Potter ... Hogwarts Unknown Child Nymph is known as the unknown child because only Dumbledore and a few others know who her parents are She is a rare bread of Witch/wizard known as a protector and are born to protect there innocent and are immortal until there innocent fulfills there prophecy or the innocent dies. Not being able to forget the troubled soul that was Severus Snape she began looking for him and only found him several years later when she had turned 24, he was now 28 and an established teacher at Hogwarts. He was brainwashed by an evil organization, he went through some traumatizing experiences, he wore a scary mask and had a metal arm, and a lot of fans choose to see him as secretly in love with Steve Rogers, who is, of course, pining after Peggy (the unrequited Stucky romance is definitely more fanon than canon, but at a certain point, it doesn’t really matter anymore.) Snapeists were, in general, unaccepting of his fictional death: I love you Severus, i know you can stop death, you'll be in my heart forever, i am yours, you deserve all the best, JK doesn't understand you, but there are many people who loves you and support you. Severus Snape always had secrets, so this should be no surprise to anyone..but it is. You can’t be a Catholic and a Protestant at the same time, and you can’t worship Snape and Gibbs at the same time. I gotta say, I just skimmed the thumbnails and tags, but it was not the droids I was looking for. I will never stop..I just have to move on, I am sure you will see what I mean, that is..if you ever noticed what I go through lately.. According to an old Daily Prophet clipping found by Hermione Granger, when Eileen was in her fifth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, she was captain of the school Gobstones team. There would be no Harry. I promise to stand by you in good times and bad times. Basically Occlumency lessons on a larger scale. There may be one or two wayward Snapeists out there in the labyrinths of LiveJournal, but they certainly don’t have half as much of an impact now as they did back then. Severus and Hermione have been enjoying daily battle of wits for the past year but their antics have enticed Albus to interfere in an effort to have the two stubborn professors admit their true feelings for one another. You know the incredibly overzealous Christians that share Chick Tracts with one another and think Halloween is Satanic? Other people simply could not justify being married to two people at once, even if one of those marriages was “on the astral plane,” and decided to stay essentially celibate, only having sex with Snape’s spirit (don’t ask me how that’s supposed to work.) For a moment she felt the urge to run after him. The above is just one example of a vow written by “Lady Darkness.” If you were wondering if she was being serious, don’t worry: she posted several pictures of her Snape shrine in response to queries about whether she actually worshipped Snape or not. He is the stepfather to Hermione Granger. 7 Comments. The church of Snapeism is, for all intents and purposes, gone. The human mind is one hell of a thing. I mean, I'm a huge HP fan but........just......WHY? The majority just kind of hand waved it. I feel like the Oxford Dictionary is unworthy of any word that could possibly be invented to accurately describe what the fuck I just read. God I miss Fandom Wank and the Harry Potter fandom. Severus Snape Quiz: The Ultimate Way To Test Yourself (2021) He married Elizabeth Granger, August 2011 (RW). There are other aspects of Snapeism that kind of fall in line with parts of Abrahamic religions. Close. Severus Snape is Headmaster, Acting Head of Slytherin House & Potions Master at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Many people are lovers of Snape, but do they really have the potential to marry him? Snape was as omniscient and immortal as the Christian god, and just as real. "What is it headmaster?" - Always. Mature readers only please – rated M for a reason. You may be thinking that if anyone knows Snape, it’s the woman who created him, but you’d be wrong. I feel like we have beheld drama not meant for mortal minds. One of the reasons some were listed as being unable to contact Snape was because their hearts weren’t pure enough for him. After the defeat of Voldemort, seventh year Hermione Granger chooses to marry Severus Snape before the Marriage Law is passed in order to prevent worse Death Eaters from drawing up contracts with her against her will. Keep reading. Aside from the faculty and staff of Hogwarts, none of the students had any knowledge of yours and Severus’ marriage. After all, he is a man, and you are a lowly, lowly woman, and thus he is your Master. Don’t you dare leave this room without acknowledging your wife.” - Jaws dropped all over the room. I miss Fandom Wank SO MUCH. This is, like other aspects of their belief system, taken extremely seriously. And, finally, the drama that tore apart the religion: After a good few years of Snapeism, one of the Snapewives apparently got fed up with her astral plane husband, and posted a list of his perceived faults on her LiveJournal. Please consider turning it on! Who knows? It wasn’t good, but it wasn’t distinctly horrible, either. It had been a mutual decision, considering that neither of you were sure you wanted all the kids knowing that two professors were married to one another. It is ceremonial, it is very religious, and it is very much a real marriage in the eyes of the wives, who wrote their own Snapeist vows for their Snape weddings: being contacted in their dreams by his spirit. After the end of the war, Severus had been declared a hero. When Severus Snape found out that Voldemort is going after the Potter, which means Lily. Sure, he’s repeatedly described as greasy and gross, but the Harry Potter books were just that—books. Snape also fits the whole checklist: he may or may not have been a good guy, he was bullied as a child, his crush fell in love with and married his bully before dying very young, and he looks and dresses like the undead. The comments left on the petition, which reached 220 out of a desired 100,000 signatures, are equally emotive and fascinating. 136 notes Feb 19th, 2021. Open in app; Facebook; Tweet; Reddit; Mail; Embed; Permalink ; becausesevdeservedbetter. To make matters worse, James Potter fancied Lily too and ultimately won her, while Snape was left heart-broken. Please note there are fans that do accept you as you are, and not all find more negative sides to you than positive ones.. If I break the promises made, or treat you not in the manner I should be, I'll make sure I'll die. If you’re wondering if this is just a joke thing, like how Star Wars shippers in the ‘80s said they were members of the Church of Ford or Cathedral of Luke, you are sadly incorrect. Or maybe it’s just that they were too independent for a woman. The Harry Potter fandom is absolutely massive, and pure statistics meant that at least some of its fans were the type to become obsessively dedicated to a particular person or concept. Except for the ending, I'm sort of bummed they're all gone. Eileen Prince was born into the Pure-blood Prince family. Aside from denying that Snape was dead, Snapeists also continuously insulted Rowling, and eventually settled on the idea that she simply wasn’t good enough to deserve Snape, who had abandoned her and shacked up with the Snapeists instead. Eileen was born into the wizarding Prince family in Great Britain, likely around 1930. Without a word or so much as a backwards glance Severus Snape left the lobby of the Minisry of Magic building. Don’t ask me how you were supposed to obey Snape or let Snape have sex with you whenever he wanted. FanTheory. Most of these fan groups were what you’d expect—lots of petty arguments over stolen OCs and traced art and copying ideas—but they didn’t get any worse than any other fan group to ever exist. This is, like other aspects of their belief system, taken extremely seriously. I got a similar reaction when I did my second writeup, this time about a small group of women competing for the title of Claude Frollo’s favorite concubine. Because not only does it exist—it was a futanari anonymous Frollo fanwife raping a strangely boyish Frollo. One of the main arguments was over whether Snapewives should be allowed to have “Earthly” significant others, i.e. Ch 1: NSFW AlphabetCh 2: Being Married to Severus Snape Would IncludeCh 3: Being Pregnant with Severus Snape’s Baby Would Include, DRABBLES/IMAGINES...Ch 4: Severus Snape Being Snape-ish to His (Future) S/OCh 5: Severus Snape's Reaction to His (Future) S/O Being DrunkCh 6: Severus Snape's Reaction to the Dark Lord Wanting to Meet His S/OCh 7: Imagine Falling Asleep in Severus Snape's Arms...Ch 8: Severus Snape Having a Quickie with His S/O…Ch 9: Severus Snape Having a Tiff with His S/OCh 10: Severus Snape’s Reaction to His S/O Ogling Him, Severus Snape/Original Female Character(s), Harry Potter Characters That Deserve Love. ***"After all this time? Some Snapeists blame J.K. Rowling for handling Snape’s spirit so poorly and not writing the truth. The prevailing opinion nowadays seems to be “he wasn’t really evil, but he was still kind of an asshole,” but things weren’t that simple back in the early 2000s. For example, ‘Misia’ says, “I love you, my sweet, my holy Severus Snape” Narcissa shot a silent spell at her sister and blew her out of the room. Anyway, Snape fan groups sprung up with relative ease, and fan fiction and art of him quickly started to proliferate. You and Severus are set in an arranged marriage despite your protests (royalty au). Keep in mind, in telling Voldemort about the prophecy - the only reason he went after the Potters - Snape is at least partly responsible for Lily's death. To each their own, I guess (or, more accurately YKINMK.). I promise to love and cherish you all of my life. 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